9 And St. Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
10 'O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'
11 And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and the sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangoutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and...
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12 The Lord spake, saying:
13 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin,
14 Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
15 Three shalt be the number thou shalt count,
16 And the number of the counting shalt be three.
17 Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, exepting that thou then proceed to three.
18 Five is right out.
19 Once the number three, being the third number be reached,
20 Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight shall
21 Snuff It.'
Amen.